Hornyplane

A hornyplane is like a hornycar, it’s a french saying. When you’re a hornyplane, You’re horny as hell, way more than when you’re a hornycar

My friend: he’s so hot I wish I could fuck him
Me: you’re such a hornyplane

by Lyliashl March 30, 2020

horny

What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.

The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)

by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 10, 2017

Hofty Wofty

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009

Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

by Blysterz October 19, 2020

tired and horny

me rn

i’m tired and horny

by LyonIsOffline May 21, 2021

Horny

A disease that spreads all world wide, its effects make you want to find a mating partner desperately and masturbate intensely.

"Hey Richard, Joseph got Horny"

by ManueleBonjele September 14, 2020

hornyposting

When someone (usually on some sort of message board) posts about what is making them horny.

Person 1: Nicholas Cage is so fucking hot he makes me hard
Person 2: quit hornyposting faggot

by madisonyoom October 6, 2019