Horatio Nelson

1758-1805

British napoleonic admiral, famous for losing one arm and the sight in one eye in battle, ditching his wife for Emma Lady Hamilton and dying in his finest hour at his decisive victory off Cape Trafalgar, 21 October 1805.
In short: a badass.

Horatio Nelson "was, and is, in Lord Byron's words, 'Britannia's God of War'"

by CrazyCouch April 17, 2012

hors d'oeuvre-ivore

Someone who devours only hors d'oeuvre at parties

Sylvia is a total hors d'oeuvre-ivore, eschewing even the champagne.

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

hopster

Knows more about obscure craft beer than you. Brews his own beer, no doubt. Ridicules your choice in beer. Only drinks IPAs. Domestic beers used for cooking only. AKA a "Beer Hipster"

I ordered a Great Lakes Christmas Ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. He then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they're superior to my favorite beer.

by parker45 December 5, 2010

damien hirst

A rich creepy artist obssessed with putting dead shit in formaldehyde

Oh no Dear, please don't invite Damien Hirst round for tea

by 700questions September 29, 2009

Holster your dick

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008

Hopsten

1. a little village in Germany somewhere between Münster, Osnabrück and Rheine

2. a word to describe how drunk you are

3. a common saying used if someone likes something

1. ″Timothy, what happened to you after we left the bar last night? I went to the police station to look for you!″ - ″Please don‘t ask, JD! I was so Hopsten!″

2. ″The weekend in Berlin was awesome. It was simply Hopsten!″

by Bamboocha Style April 19, 2011

horntoad

An individual with a serious problem controlling their sexual desires, especially in public; Someone who is frequently horny.

Lizzy is such a horntoad, you can tell shes hardcore begging for Joe's D.

by fudgebuckets February 17, 2014