horstmann

a last name that only cool people have

kara is so cool her last name is horstmann

by kh99006685 June 17, 2008

BJ Horseman

When one shoves a sugarcube into a vagina and uses their tongue to lick it out.

Courtney: Yo guess what!
Shanna: What skank?
Courtney: Jordan gave me a great BJ Horseman

by Kitsune Swordsman May 30, 2018

Bojack Horseman

Bojack horseman is a verb used to describe when someone has done something unreasonable when in a heightened state of emotion.

Wow I can't believe they did that, they really bojack horseman'd this time

by RealDelinquentHorseman May 2, 2023

The Rizzless Horseman

The Rizzless Horseman means that this person has absolutely ZERO rizz. if you pull no bitches, then this describes you.

"Bro.. you are the rizzless horseman no cyap not even trolling.. ur actually braindead for pulling no bitches"

by lethaldrug January 25, 2023

headless-horseman style

a method of dismembering in which a part of a whole is separated from its larger body in a manner that is especially clean and quick, leaving no remnant on the larger body except a clean slice.

Amy: Yesterday I drove too close to a construction barrier and ripped my passenger side mirror off.

Gary: Like clean off headless-horseman style or did it hang?

Amy: Clean off.

by wisler April 22, 2009

Dirty Hosman

A Guatemalan simp who seems straight on the outside but secretly gay. A dirty hosman’s dream is to ben bent over and gang banged by two muslin guys only wearing speedos.

Josh is such a dirty hosman.

by Roaminglynx13 April 21, 2020

headless horseman

An uncircumcised penis.

I coudln't believe it when that Jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, I thought those guys had some kind of foreskin trimming part or something.

by Schuhdaddy November 19, 2007