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Show-Horsing

When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.
"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"
by Danchisco12 March 26, 2021
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sexual horsing

Sexual horsing is when an horse keeper gets out of control and decides to molest a horse
Dude bella over there is sexual horsing
by rape artist December 26, 2021
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Show Horsing

The plastered bright toothy smile of Meghan Markle . Correct use of (Show Horsing) is to hold the smile in whatever event one is at to include: garden parties ,bank robberies, funerals, catastrophic life loss, and speaking events.
Meghan Markle attended a memorial service for a school shooting and the bitch was "Show Horsing" all the time.
by Stinky1911 July 28, 2023
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Honi-horsing

When a horse pleasures himself peeking through a door watching two unconsenting people having a sexual intercourse
Example 1:
"Stop honi-horsing you little freak"
Example 2:
"The last I heard from him was when he was honi-horsing"
by Pán Blbý June 12, 2024
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Red Horsing

Red Horsing is the ability to show utter contempt for the institution that you work for by leathering 6-10 cans of premium high strength, low budget lager on a weekday evening, leading to slurred speech, plethora's of expletives, and general antisocial behavior but ensuring full trust in one's own capability to do the job the following day. Red Horsing usually is associated with some butter chicken dish.
'Sham, did you see Damo last night?'
'You mean Dame Laura Davies?'

'You wouldn't have said that to him last night, he was Red Horsing it and had the boxing gloves on.'
'Oh no, not again'
by Billy's Burgers June 27, 2024
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Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.
"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."
by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025
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Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.
"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."
by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025
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