One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

French Horned

Deep anal fisting. Typically to the elbow.

I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.

Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.

Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

by People Eater October 3, 2017

Great Horned Owl

An otherwise cool bird, terribly afflicted with the malady known as, "resting bitch face."

Do I have resting bitch face, or am I just a bitch that needs rest? I was up all night you know.

-Great Horned Owl. That's hoo.

by Olive989 March 10, 2023

Air Horned

When your partner passes wind while receving anal oral servitude.

Jonno got Air horned by his girlfriend while licking out her anus

by Von Katagen May 17, 2006

two-horned unicorn

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.

She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.

by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009

Bull- Horned

Bull-horned: when you fuck around with somebody, start some shit and get your ass kicked. Then,
whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and
starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.

Yo,, homie did you see cody get his ass kicked today,,
Yeah dog, he even got Bull- Horned That was humiliating.lying there in piss blood and semen

by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021