hoecake

Thick, ripe smegma accumulating in the labial folds of a really skanky ho, the kind that don't wash very often.

Cut me a piece a dat hoecake, ho!

by shizzle_bot November 9, 2004

hoecake

See poptart.

See poptart.

by Tisha Cook April 1, 2003

Horean

To be wild and outgoing (used often in southern countries)

Man, that party was great, but nothing without that horean kid.

by Wandy Peterson October 14, 2005

hoecake

Someone who cracks a dirty joke that wasn't even remotely funny.

Kaite-"Hmm, I think I'll go shopping today."
Alec-"That's what she said!"
Kaite-"Alec, your acting like such a hoecake."

by HolyCupcakes;; December 19, 2008

HoeCard

Card that can be used to on a female to make them your Hoe

Ex: of HoeCard John pulls a hoe card on Sally now she is his hoe

by Bestduoese July 12, 2014

hoecatcher

penitentary slang for "your face".

"Just don't hit me in my hoecatcher. Thas how I gets the ladies."

by inkblottadaughta February 9, 2010

hoecase

Male version of a hoe bag. A hoecase is the case man hoes use to transport their condoms to and from their place of hoe hunting (coffee shops, club, golden kegs, bars, clubs, baseball games, law schools).

Matt: Chris always packs his hoecase.
Dustin: Hey Chris can I get a condom. The girl I met is dtf.
Chris: Get your own.

by Elle7113 July 26, 2013