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people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.
Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!
by mvolfman October 4, 2010
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Hurdered

Being subjected to someones meaningless, unguided, and often un-intelligible explanations, or verbal ramblings that does not relate to anything you were just talking about. Attempting to get a quick and to the point summary of something important, only to have a long drawn out conversation you did not invite, in which the conversation is mostly one-way, and yourself being the victim. Often results in short temper, rise in blood pressure, and the overwhelming feeling of verbaling being murdered...HURDERED! You can be hurdered by male and female alike, this is not gender specific.
I asked Kris how she liked her new phone, and she started talking about her dog, then her car, then something about a port-o-potty! My head is going to explode cause I just got hurdered!
by SunMkr September 25, 2011
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harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
by Chris4444 January 9, 2012
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picture hoarder

One who enjoys taking picture of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, whether it's of themselves, food, places, other people, make up, eyes, toes, objects, clothes, nature, etc. These people don't always like the pictures they take and won't always put them out on a social network to be seen by everyone, but they will keep them anyway for long periods of time simply for the memories. No matter how many pictures they take, they still feel empty.There are never enough pictures.
"Man, Emily is a picture hoarder. She has 1,790 pictures in her phone and refuses to get rid of any. Even the pictures of the ant she took last year!"
by That Cute Person November 16, 2013
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Username Hoarder

A term for someone who makes a bunch of accounts on social media/video game so no one else can take them.
Me: I want to change my username to @poggers on Twitter.com.
Twitter: That username has been taken. Please choose another.
Me: A username hoarder at work...
by GrimAider March 27, 2021
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Cryo Vision Holder

One’s who had to work their entire lives to feel accepted, but yet they feel that their work was all in vain. Having to freeze their hearts in order to feel the warmth they so dearly crave.
“Why does Eula feel the need to hide her true self to both her family and the people of Monstadt?”

“Oh it’s cause she is a Cryo Vision Holder.”
by smellyellee August 16, 2021
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Hooder

Something your black teacher says to scare the child she is mad at. It will send shivers down your spine and leave you will an empty feeling inside. Similar to getting your soul taken by a demon. But she's such as a good teacher. Like really. For real.
"YOU WILL TRY TO BE MORE HOOD THAN ME, BUT I AM HOODER"
by Kid from middle school March 28, 2019
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