Optimism

Shaving your asshole before a first date.

Maybe I suffer from optimism, but I like my chances of getting some anilingus tonight, so I am going to shave my asshole.

by aldo funstigato April 12, 2013

Shoptimism

When you see an unedited image and expect it to animate, showing some fantastic yet subtle photoshop skills.

Poster: Is it me or does this image terrify anyone else?
B3tan: *wait 30 seconds* Aww, I was expecting it to animate.
B3tan2: That's Shoptimism

by NewB3tan June 3, 2009

Optimism

The serial replacement of reason with unsubstantiated and dangerous levels of hope.

You're so full of optimism! Your dismissal of the very real threats our planet faces at the moment is dangerous for society.

by CarlieKiss September 18, 2017

optimism

Happiness for everyday activities.

Teenagers don't have it.

For normal people: I'm happy to do anything with you!!!!!!!!

For teenagers: ...

optimism

by YoYasha.com October 29, 2014

bombastic optimism

(n.) An unbelievable self confidence and sense of self-worth.

Churchill gave the British people bombastic optimism in the face of the nazis, which allowed them to ignore Lord Halifax, and continue survive the bombing raids of WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

Optimism

Wishful thinking.

Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.

Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.

Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.

Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.

Optimism

by UrbanDictionaryUsername July 31, 2012

optimism

the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"

im very optimistic that we can bring world peace to the earth if we try hard enough

by CorrodedBeing December 2, 2004