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political hopscotch 

When someone responds to an article/headline/meme and gives a knee jerk response based on what they think their political tribe wants to hear.
Last week Karen said Trump should get impeached because he incited violence, but if you look at her tweets, she said violence during BLM is justified. She's playing political hopscotch.

Danish Hopscotch 

When インデックス bounces on ya nuts in a 1-1-2-1 pattern
Gettin' some good Danish Hopscotch tonight, bro.
Danish Hopscotch by Terrober July 8, 2021

Haleyville Hopscotch

A Haleyville Hopscotch is where a woman sees how far she can squirt than an individual faceplants to lick all of the fluids off of the ground

Haleyville Hopscotch

A Haleyville Hopscotch is where a man sits on his wife's face and gets his hole locked whilst fucking her cooter with a big ass rock. She then sees how far she can squirt and after that the man has to then jump and faceplant himself in her squirt and lick it all up

Wikipedia hopscotch 

A game you play on wikipedia.org when you're exceptionally bored. It has two variants:

1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.

2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.

Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
"I'm actually bored up my ass rn"

"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."

"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"

New Year's Hopscotch

The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.
Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"

Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"