Wikipedia hopscotch

A game you play on wikipedia.org when you're exceptionally bored. It has two variants:

1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.

2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.

Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
"I'm actually bored up my ass rn"

"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."

"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
by someone malignant January 23, 2025
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Hopscotch tranny

A transgender person whom decides today's gender by a game of hopscotch.
There goes that hopscotch tranny. Yesterday he was a she. "5, 6, 7, 8... looks like I'm a dude today."
by jackdickalick July 16, 2020
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New Year's Hopscotch

The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.
Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"

Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"
by Black7Ninja January 01, 2012
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Hopscotch

He/she is asking if there’s a possibility of them dating
Her: soo are we playing hopscotch?
Him: maybe.
by sage.pinkie July 26, 2022
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hopscotch

Where a man lays down in bed and a fat bitch jumps all over his ad if they were playing hopscotch. The boobs should also hit the man laying down.
Shaybay was playing hopscotch with dyllis
by BumCheeksStick October 25, 2019
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Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy
Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night
by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013
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hopscotch hoe

Hopping around from block to block with a new person everyday
" I swear jefferey is such a hopscotch hoe."
by L&b03 June 24, 2017
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