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HOPOBS

Highest Obtainable Point of Bed Snugglyness; When you get out of bed for school or work and your bed is just right for your comfort
When I woke up today, the HOPOBS was so itnense, but i had to get up.
by Doctor BJ Funk February 24, 2009
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Hopkins’ fate

n.

The situation in which a person more habituated to condemning others is himself or herself condemned by another party. Applicable also in situations where the condemned party is merely sanctimonious in attitude.

After Matthew Hopkins (1620-1647), putative English Witchfinder General, who, legendarily, was himself found guilty of witchcraft and executed, after having conducted investigations into allegations of witchcraft which ultimately led to the deaths of hundreds of innocent people.
“She is always always moralizing about something, but now she’s the one who’s getting taken to task for her opinions.”

“Yes, it’s Hopkins’ fate.”
by Maharg Nairb April 18, 2017
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johns hopkins

Johns Hopkins is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.
Alex was so happy to get into Johns Hopkins that he did not think of the consequences of attending. Yay i got in... oh shit I came.
by cellar door January 18, 2005
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ellen hopkins

the best writer in the world
she wrote amazing stories
duuuuuuude ellen hopkins is waaaaayyy bangable.
i totallllly read alll her books
by fooooshizzzzlenana March 20, 2009
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Hopoacher

A person who is skilled at chasing and capturing hos.
I knew he had skills, but I didn't know he was a hopoacher.
by Shinobeast December 13, 2008
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Hopium

1. An addiction to false hopes.

2. The state of wallowing in self-pity combined with the delusion of potential fame/greatness. One in this state will hope for others to pity or save them, yet paradoxically romanticize their own struggle, pitying themselves and never moving on to achieve their dreams.
She thought that, if she wanted to, she could write the next great american novel, but because of Hopium, she remained the same alcoholic cat lady until her dying day.
by Cado et Vivo June 25, 2018
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Hopium

In securities trading a trader is said to be under the influence of the fictional narcotic hopium when she/he finds themselves deeply in the negative on the wrong side of a trade. The trader will continue to hold the position in the hopes that the security will return to the value at which they acquired it. (eg. staying long in a stock position when the price continues to plummet)
Cramer, you are totally smoking hopium man, thinking that stock will go back up anytime soon. Just sell it and get out!
by Trade Pimp February 19, 2010
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