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hapless technoweenie

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.
From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.
by Landon783 January 4, 2014
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Hopeless romantic

Believing in true love obsession with one person forever being loyal and always finding was to love each other because if you have it with everyone else it's not special because then you can go to a whore. Finding someone that fits you perfectly and not being interested in another person because that person is the one. Being comfortable content with life not seeing anyone else like they the only person in the world.
You call it old fashioned I call it Hopeless romantic.
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
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hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.
"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
by Tadeshad December 22, 2021
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Miley Destiny Hopelessness

A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
by xTruthxBringerx April 3, 2009
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Hapless

#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.

#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.

#1: I know, I know.
by Clorox eater December 15, 2009
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hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is one who looks for the a singular person on this world that makes their world come together. They are indeed looking for the man or woman of their dreams. As a result, they prefer not to live in reality. The hopeless romantic knows the reality of love is that reality has no business being in love. This is why they will often perform grandiose gestures that may be seen as unsettling or borderline crazy to non-romantics. But to the fellow few romantics, these same gestures will be adored as beautifully and obscenely quixotic. And such is the "hope" of the hopeless romantic- to not only find the one who loves receiving such love, but loves giving such love. And the true hopeless romantic would always rather give than receive. Because they know then and only then, will there be true love.
I am hopeful to find my hopeless romantic.
by Justin Kompetent December 9, 2008
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hopeless romantic

Someone who believes in a true love. This true love endures time and circumstance in the hopeless romantic's heart. This person is a believer and a dreamer. They do not qualify as a stalker because they don't want to infringe on the rights of others. They are patient and caring. They may or may not know their true love. They forgive easily and are prone to broken hearts. They often see the world through rose-colored-glasses.
Charles Dickens' Miss Havisham. Helen Reddy's Delta Dawn. Abagail Adams. (for her constant believing and steadfast role by her husband John's side, she could be defined as a hopeless romantic.)
by Lula_Mae May 17, 2010
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