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Slag Hoops

The large, metallic, ring-shaped ear-rings worn by the chavette. This is an integral part of the female slapper uniform.
"Check out her slag hoops! They almost reach her shoulders!"
by Scarvandaj September 23, 2005
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whore hoops

large hoop earrings worn by girls who are in fact whores
by Wilderhouse April 28, 2006
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air hoops

The art of playing basketball, only with a fake ball and an overactive imagination.

Useful in mainly, but not limited to, these settings: when in front of a mirror, in prison, in a living room, when procrastibating is not an option, and telling a story with probable embelishment.

Can be played by yourself or with others(real people or friends you made up)
Tard 1: Wanna go play some hoops?

Tard 2: Naw, I don't want to get all sweaty. I'm going to work on my jumper here in the living room and play some air hoops.

(Simulates shooting a basketball)

Tard 1: Dang, you smart! I'll join you. Hmm, maybe we should work on our pick and roll also!
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shoot some hoops

To have a shit where the toilet is the hoop and your shit is the ball
Man i just had to shoot some hoops cause I was touching cloth I wouldnt go in there for a while the rims a little dirty
by GarethRees November 5, 2006
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hoochie hoops

Large round earrings (hoops) worn by a hoochie slut. Also known as porn star earrings.
Look at those hoochie hoops on her--she's an open invitation.
by Dorsal Plantar October 31, 2006
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Ghetto Hoops

-noun

1. (singular form) A makeshift "hoop", formed by a woman's cleavage

2. (plural form) A womanizing game in which the objective is to toss small objects {i.e. - bits of paper, erasers, etc.} at a woman's chest and land it in her cleavage and/or down her shirt

3. (plural form) A slang term used to refer to a particularly large bust on a woman
EXAMPLES:

1. "Daaamn girl, that push-up bra gives you one helluva ghetto hoop!"

2. "Gabby, check out how low cut Marisa's top is! Let's play us a game of ghetto hoops."

3. "Marisa's got some nice ghetto hoops."
by bettie_monroe March 20, 2009
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Ho-hoops

Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.
Whoa, her ho-hoops are the size of hula hoops! Does she take them off for fighting?
by wheremygerundsat January 20, 2014
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