Hoodie

a term of endearment for one's foreskin

Mexican Dude: I swear man my hoodie is so perfect.
Guatemalan Dude: Yea man my hoodie is also very comfy, it's just that it gets a little scared sometimes around new women.

by yong_coochiekilla December 2, 2019

hoodie

a sweatshirt with a hood. duh.

i totally hate it when someone grabs the hood from my hoodie as i walk away

by YellowsRReal April 1, 2010

Hoodie

Anything that you want it to be so that your friends get mad when you talk about it, or to use it in code in front of parents etc.

Example 1:
Charlie Sheen: Hey have you seen my bag of hoodie? I really need it!!
Jay Leno: No Charlie I haven't. You should lay off of the hoodie for a little while.

Example 2:
Brody Jenner: DAMN! Spencer did you see that girl?? Man I wanna hoodie so bad!
Spencer Prat: No im married.. but HELL YEAH! I would hoodie that all day every day!

by CaliBoySwag June 22, 2011

hoodie

n. A hooded sweatshirt. Some hoodies have zippers, but most do not.

Not to be confused with oodee.

Val says she subscribes to the Hoodie Theory.

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001

the hoodie

when you are going down on a fat chick and she lifts up her stomach and throws it over your head, giving the appearance of a hood on a sweater.

dude, did you hear he went down on that fat chick?

Not only did he go down on her, she gave him "the hoodie"

by mrtuffstuff February 10, 2008

hoodie

A sweatshirt with a hood and normally a large pocket at the front, which is useful for storing sweets, washing pegs, and ipods, as well as keeping the hands warm. It is shower/ drizzle proof and is therefore popular with people who dislike carrying umbrellas, because of its accessible hood. This very comfortable, practical garment can be worn by both genders and all ages. Guide to how to wear it:
>75F-Round your waist
65-75F with shorts
45-65F with trousers, preferably jeans
<45F under a coat

I was getting cold just sitting in the shade, so I put my hoodie on.

by Annonnimoose February 27, 2008

hoodie

The penultimate article of clothing. Following the lead are jeans.

Hoodies are another name for "hooded sweatshirt." While all hoodies sport stomach pockets, some hoodies are zipped and some aren't. Does it matter? It shouldn't.

"d00d, ph33r t3h NiNj4 h00di3."

by [str33t NiNj4] December 27, 2003