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Hooder

Something your black teacher says to scare the child she is mad at. It will send shivers down your spine and leave you will an empty feeling inside. Similar to getting your soul taken by a demon. But she's such as a good teacher. Like really. For real.
"YOU WILL TRY TO BE MORE HOOD THAN ME, BUT I AM HOODER"
by Kid from middle school March 28, 2019
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Hooker's phone

A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.

a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.
Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"

Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".
by Parcerito January 28, 2010
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dimestore hooker

a man/woman who sleeps around with dirty men for a dime or a very cheap price. And can most commonly be found near a convenent store of some sort.
1. I went down to 7 eleven and picked me a dimestore hooker.

2. Your a dimestore hooker and always will be!
by Daisy March 26, 2004
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Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.
Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009
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Hookerpreneur

She runs the girls at Scoreboard, she is a hookerpreneur!
by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021
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Volunteer Hooker

A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.

A slut.
by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010
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What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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