hoobastank

a band from the California area, named after their bass player. Often compared to the likes of Incubus, only without the DJ scratching.

also see: incubus

Did you hear the new hoobastank single?

by John May 16, 2004

hoobastank

1.)alright wow, this is one of the gayest bands i have ever heard in my life/ one of the biggest bitch punk bands in the history of music, i would really like to boycott their albums because i truely and honestly think they have no talent and suck gigantic donkey dick. period. if u want to listen to the greastest emo band ever...here's your winner.
2.) can be described as a big log of shit

1.)Baby, the reason i live is because of you, you are my reeeasssssoooooon
Wow get the fuck away from me, you listen to hoobastank, you fucking weird-o
2.)i left a hoobastank in the toliet

by seth and levi January 28, 2005

hoobastank

A band, as alot of people like to refer to it as or someone who lets it 'rock out with their cock out' as expressed by the band.

Look at that silly ass hoobastank listening to Incubus, or is that Hoobastank?

by skoo March 30, 2004

hoobastank

someone who is so smart and have depth that their ideas and emotions will continue for infinity hence the infinity sign in hoobastank's name.
Even if you think they stank. But you just dont understand their depth.

you know that dude you all made fun of back in the day? ya well now he's a genius. if only you would have appreciated the hoobastank maybe he could have tutored you. now he's a sucessful inventor.

by sarah April 18, 2004

Hoobastank Roughrider

Someone who would do a guy in hoobastank just to gain the fame

OMG i did Doug Robb im an official Hoobastank Roughrider

by rampD January 22, 2009

empress hoobastank

A woman who regularly chews Koolerz gum like the band members of Hoobastank. She is an empress because she shares magnanamously.

"Empress Hoobastank may I please rifle through your belongings for some of your righteously magnanamous gum?"

by Linda Thurmes August 2, 2004

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021