HOOAH BAR

The greatest most intense energy bar you will ever eat in your entire life. It is said to give one super human strengths, keen sight, steady breathing, strong trigger finger, killer mentality, stone cold concentration.... and best of all comes in these fantastic flavors Apple-Cinnamon, Cran-Raspberry, Chocolate, Raspberry and Mocha !!!

Pvt. Snuffy: I don't think I can make this ruck march...30 miles seems like a lot Sergeant

Sgt. Slaughter: Bullshit, Here private, try this .....HOOAH BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pvt. Snuffy: Wow thanks Sergeant!! that ruck march was easy thanks to that hooah bar!!

by Ikillhajis77 February 10, 2010

HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."

Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.

by bishop323 October 6, 2011

Hookah Nick

A person who is the god of everything that is and will be hookah. His wise and noble hookah ways usually lead to a gathering of disciples, whom try to learn his dark and mysterious hookah teachings. A Hookah Nick status can be obtained by showing hookah novices something they've never seen before hookah related, which is shortly followed by their eternal devotion and blowjobs.

See also "Hookah Fluffer"

Hookah Nick showed me a new brand of tobacco yesterday and man was it awesome! He really did deserve that blowjob I gave him.

by Imnothookahnick December 2, 2009

Hookah Hog

A friend or stranger that doesn't share the hookah and takes more puffs than anyone else while trying to play it off as having a small lung capacity.

Dang hookah hog, if your name isn't Willie or Snoop, pass the pipe!

by CHH November 6, 2007

Hoobajoob

Jesus. Haven't y'all seen South Park? A Hoobajoob is a random, usually large, object.

Chef: My lord, the vistors kidnapped Cartman, and stuck a big metal Hoobajoob up his butt!

by Leiko October 3, 2004

Hookah Whore

Someone that takes too long of a turn when smoking hookah. Similar to a hookah hog.

Give someone else a try, you hookah whore.

by Dick Shanary September 25, 2008

hookahpalooza

Origionaly concieved by the Rochester Chapter of The Order of the Eternal Toke, These are a series of social gatheringings where the attendess enjoy eachother's company and smoke from the sacred hookah. These parties are puncuated by long hours spent in the hookah den, men with no shirts, and the laid back nature of the gathering. It is said if you cant relax during a hookahpalooza, then you need tranquilizers.

"Benny hooked me up with some of the best hookah shit at last weeks hookahpalooza," Jason told Dawn.

by Jason Olson May 8, 2005