honesty

An amazing person. A truthful person. A person with good taste. A beautiful person. A smart person. A person that is smart and has good style. A person who smiles a lot and loves to laugh and have a great time. A kind person but has an attitude when needed.

Honesty has pretty smile...

by Laura sean November 5, 2016

Brutally Honest

Honest without regard to hurting the person's feelings.

person #1 Doesn't this skirt look good on me?

person #2 Yea, if you like that "big butt look".

by KristiB July 5, 2005

housespouse

In a marriage or domestic partnership, the partner who does not work and stays home to take care of the house and the children, if any. Basically housewife, or househusband but without being gender specific.

Useful when speaking in general, or when talking to a couple and you don't who stays home.

It doesn't matter who stays home, the housespouse should have dinner waiting on the table for the working spouse.

by penguinus October 7, 2009

horses collar

Vagina. Also sim. to imply generous proportions

"She's got a fanny like a horses collar" (as opposed to a mouse's ear).

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Happy horseshit sunshine

Phrase used to describe fluffy, Pollyanna-type things that have no value other than to make people feel good.

Who wants to read all this happy horseshit sunshine in the paper? Give me some real news.

by MT_Editorial January 3, 2009

Lightning Hoses

Spark plug wires

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.

by bas1563 February 6, 2021

honest work

A job that isn't the best paid but it's useful and legal

Auntie Louisa what do I do now? My girlfriend is pregnant

You get a job and support her the best you can. Even if it's something boring like working in a bakery.

But my mates will laugh at me

There's no shame in honest work that helps you provide for your family

by E.Briggs October 31, 2013