Me to friend”Listen I need to tell you something I’m gay”
Friend”Ok good for you”
Me”promise not to tell anyone”
Friend”Yep promise”
Next day
Friend B” I know something about you”
Me”WHO TF TOLD U?!?!?!?!?!”
Friend B”I can’t say”
Me thinks” FRIEND A!” Obvs not her real name but.....
Few days later
Friend B” Omg I’m so gay!”
Friend A” WT?
Friend B” I mean gay as in happy”
Friend A”oh few I hoped you weren’t the other gay”
Me”*over exaggerated cough
Friend A* takes no notice
Over time Friend A days lots of homophobic things right in front of me and now I don’t consider her a friend anymore she is considered a homophobe.
Btw if you haven’t guessed I’m lesbian! 🏳️ 🌈
Friend”Ok good for you”
Me”promise not to tell anyone”
Friend”Yep promise”
Next day
Friend B” I know something about you”
Me”WHO TF TOLD U?!?!?!?!?!”
Friend B”I can’t say”
Me thinks” FRIEND A!” Obvs not her real name but.....
Few days later
Friend B” Omg I’m so gay!”
Friend A” WT?
Friend B” I mean gay as in happy”
Friend A”oh few I hoped you weren’t the other gay”
Me”*over exaggerated cough
Friend A* takes no notice
Over time Friend A days lots of homophobic things right in front of me and now I don’t consider her a friend anymore she is considered a homophobe.
Btw if you haven’t guessed I’m lesbian! 🏳️ 🌈
by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 16, 2019
by LGBTQ+4LIFE September 02, 2017
Cunts who throw out their 17 year old daughters who have fallen in love with other girls.
People who are scared of others that have a romantic/sexual attraction to the same sex and believe this love could lead to the end of the world.
People who are scared of others that have a romantic/sexual attraction to the same sex and believe this love could lead to the end of the world.
'A' threw out his daughter for being gay.
'A's' daughter is now homeless.
'A' is a homophobic cunt.
Hence, 'A' is a homophobe
'A's' daughter is now homeless.
'A' is a homophobic cunt.
Hence, 'A' is a homophobe
by Gay hobo January 29, 2016
by Ihaveexplosivediarrheaismytt September 01, 2020
Gay person: *exists*
Homophobe: OH MY GOD WHAT ARE MY CHILDREN GOING TO THINK????? GET THIS PERSON OFF OF THE STREETS INTO A PRISON RIGHT NOW!1!!11!!!!11!1!1!!111!!!!
Homophobe: OH MY GOD WHAT ARE MY CHILDREN GOING TO THINK????? GET THIS PERSON OFF OF THE STREETS INTO A PRISON RIGHT NOW!1!!11!!!!11!1!1!!111!!!!
by Oof I Love Fall Out Boy Sm March 14, 2018
A close-minded fucktard that lacks brain cells. Thinks that homosexuality is not cool at all. Most homophobes jerk off to gay/lesbian porn.
by The Billy of all Billys February 10, 2017
by Chia :) October 03, 2020