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Homo erectus

Homo erectus, also known as the Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the Cromagnon tribe (which became modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.
A minority opinion is that some men of the Neanderthal tribe married women of the Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.
by Hansel VanEnema January 29, 2007
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Homoerection

Noun: A hard penis brought on by the arousal of one male being sexually attracted to another male.
Clay gets a homoerection every time he sees Lance.
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homoerectis

1.The species which preceeded the humans in the process of evolving homosapiens.
2. A fag with a boner
While on an archiological dig, we found a homoerectis skeleton.
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Homo erectus

When straight guys get erections after looking at other guys.
I got a homo erectus after looking at John!
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Hoboerectus

A human being which chooses to be homeless to enjoy the free lifestyle of avoiding stupid people
I encountered a man earlier, he appeared to have been a hoboerectus, he seemed happier alone on a park bench, sitting across from the other people being stupid
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When a man looks at another man and pops a boner.
Aja has experienced many homoerectices
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homo erectus

Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman
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