Someone smart enough to get out of sitting through the daily 7 hours of bullshit our nation calls "school". Generally the all-around coolest people ever, along with being the best educated element of society.
Typically hated by governments who want to indoctrinate youth, and clueless fucktards who secretly wish they didn't have to go to school either.
Typically hated by governments who want to indoctrinate youth, and clueless fucktards who secretly wish they didn't have to go to school either.
Damn! That homeschooled guy just got laid twice last night! Too bad the guys who go to school are socially inert, castrated sheep, or they could have some fun too...
by Homeschooled And Proud November 05, 2005
Source of much incest.
Socailly mal-tarded shut-ins with poor hygiene and agoraphobia.
Graduation involves family oriented group grope followed by a reasonably priced meal at Denny's.
Socailly mal-tarded shut-ins with poor hygiene and agoraphobia.
Graduation involves family oriented group grope followed by a reasonably priced meal at Denny's.
The Homeschool Graduation was a gala event with Little Susie giving the Incestatorian Speech while Cleft Lip Larry was the Valedick-torian. Then we had the family sampler at Denny's.
by sillyputty_02 November 24, 2006
From ages 5-25 they can only make conversation with people ages +40 (aside from their own sibilings).
Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.
Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.
Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
by Andy December 06, 2005
a really smart kid who meets the following criteria:
really smart
anti-social regardless of 15 extracurricular activities
pro-life
spelling bee champion
homeschool debate team
already in college... community college
anti-evolution - no, sworn to defeat the evolutionists
pro-creation, if you know what i mean. definitely their parents
pro-bush
conservative
anti-liberal
you get the point
really smart
anti-social regardless of 15 extracurricular activities
pro-life
spelling bee champion
homeschool debate team
already in college... community college
anti-evolution - no, sworn to defeat the evolutionists
pro-creation, if you know what i mean. definitely their parents
pro-bush
conservative
anti-liberal
you get the point
by ex-homeschooler May 18, 2007
homeschooling is awsome because you get to Work at your own pace, Not be micromanaged by teachers and have bullshit shoved down your throat.
by theshroomguy March 25, 2007
1 - Someone who sits at home all day while upping their levels on World Of Warcraft.
2 - Super smart A+ kids who think they are better than you.
3 - Strange inbreds who slack off all day and have no friends or social life.
NOT TRUE.
I happen to be homeschooled. I have normal friends and a social life.. and i don't wear high waisted jeans.
I think it's examples 1, 2, and 3, that give the rest of us a bad name.
2 - Super smart A+ kids who think they are better than you.
3 - Strange inbreds who slack off all day and have no friends or social life.
NOT TRUE.
I happen to be homeschooled. I have normal friends and a social life.. and i don't wear high waisted jeans.
I think it's examples 1, 2, and 3, that give the rest of us a bad name.
by seamonkeysarerad January 15, 2008
A system where your parents are in control of your education, and not some so-called teacher they hardly ever see. In a functional homeschooling family, a parent teaches their child, can give them the attention and care they need. The parent can make sure that their child not only learns important facts, but grasps concepts as well. In this manner, a parent can also ensure that the beliefs and morals they have attempted to instill in their children are not corrupted by unruly, dysfunctional children, or teachers who want them to think like everyone else. Children should be encouraged to think on their own, and develop their own opinions. Their personalities should not be squashed, and they should not be overly-sheltered in a decent homeschooling environment.
Homeschool groups exist to make sure that children are able to socialize with others their age, and to offer extra classes (like ballroom dance, art, or more complicated classes parents are unable to teach). Often, groups will organize dances, field trips, and even sports teams or music and drama groups.
Unfortunately, not all homeschooling families work this way, but many do. Public and private schools do not always work either (in case no one else has noticed).
Homeschool groups exist to make sure that children are able to socialize with others their age, and to offer extra classes (like ballroom dance, art, or more complicated classes parents are unable to teach). Often, groups will organize dances, field trips, and even sports teams or music and drama groups.
Unfortunately, not all homeschooling families work this way, but many do. Public and private schools do not always work either (in case no one else has noticed).
by Einalem the Thinker April 02, 2008