Hoisting Virus

The concept of a "Hoisting Virus" is a speculative and intriguing idea, suggesting a unique type of computer virus that operates on a psychological level rather than traditional digital disruption. Unlike conventional viruses that manipulate or compromise computer systems, the Hoisting Virus appears to target human behavior. This hypothetical virus seems to induce a desire in individuals to adopt identities or personas that are not their own, leading them to aspire to be someone else or connect with someone unrelated to their true selves. The implications of such a virus extend beyond the realm of technology, delving into the complex interplay between human psychology and the digital landscape, challenging our understanding of the potential intersections between technology and personal identity.

Hey look, Timmy has the Hoisting Virus!

by Jumbletumble February 9, 2024

Hoisting The Sail

When you super glue one ball to each leg and you proceed to run a marathon.

“Man, that marathon was such a pain I don’t think I trained enough!”
“Tell me about it! I was hoisting the sail the entire time.”
“Not surprised, you’re a dirty hoister.”

by SwagRK July 13, 2025

Hills Hoist

When a man jizzes on his partner's clothing, hangs it out to dry, later moistens it and then simbas that shit on her face

Hey Bruce I totally hills hoisted my girl yesterday

by Oz fuk February 13, 2019

Hoist

A formal greeting that displays the utmost respect and kindness for your fellow man...or Alien....

A toast in celebration of a specific event or circumstance

I hoist my probe for thine!

Damn she killed that! I'm hoisting, I'm hoisting

by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022

Hoisted

To get roasted so bad it’s hilarious. To get raised up and ridiculed so bad it becomes funny.

That fool got hoisted after he was caught on a zoom call butt naked and it went viral.

He was gettin hoisted after he talked shit and then got knocked out in the first round.

by Super Science October 11, 2023

Hoisted

To be excessively drunk or wasted onboard a boat.

Bro let's go out on the lake and get completely hoisted!

by Baotmn June 15, 2022

Hoist

To leave, most often with a group. Can also mean let's go.

Are we hoisting to McDonald's? Yeah hoist.

by beccasmom April 12, 2025