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Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.
The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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detroit hoist

The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.
"This bitch refused to leave, so I had to Detroit hoist her out out of bed and out the door."
by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017
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Hills Hoist

When a man jizzes on his partner's clothing, hangs it out to dry, later moistens it and then simbas that shit on her face
Hey Bruce I totally hills hoisted my girl yesterday
by Oz fuk February 13, 2019
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Hoisted

To get roasted so bad it’s hilarious. To get raised up and ridiculed so bad it becomes funny.
That fool got hoisted after he was caught on a zoom call butt naked and it went viral.

He was gettin hoisted after he talked shit and then got knocked out in the first round.
by Super Science October 11, 2023
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Hoist

A formal greeting that displays the utmost respect and kindness for your fellow man...or Alien....

A toast in celebration of a specific event or circumstance
I hoist my probe for thine!

Damn she killed that! I'm hoisting, I'm hoisting
by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022
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Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.
I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
by bumchutney February 7, 2022
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Hoisting The Sail

When you super glue one ball to each leg and you proceed to run a marathon.
“Man, that marathon was such a pain I don’t think I trained enough!”
Tell me about it! I was hoisting the sail the entire time.”
“Not surprised, you’re a dirty hoister.”
by SwagRK July 13, 2025
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