hoinga doinga

To be stunned at someones ugliness.

Shannon: Wow that guy is so ugly!
Allie: HOINGA DOINGA YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

by michaelb0hn July 8, 2012

hoinky shoinky

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard

sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa

by gurtrude June 7, 2004

Hoink Aaron

The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron

Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron

by hoinkaaron April 26, 2019

Hoina

noun: another word for a male's wiener.
noun (2): an exclamation used for annoyance.

I'm gonna kick you in the hoina!
Hoinaaaa! I like trains!

by dudeboi October 2, 2020

Hoinker Boinker

Massive Tits

Look at her Hoinker Boinkers

by Bonker Honkers December 8, 2020

Hoink

A horny pig.

Person 1 "That pig just went HOINK instead of Oink"
Person 2 " That means it's really horny and wants to fuck you in the ass"
Person 1 "Okay... Come here little piggy!"

by Kanels2222 January 8, 2021

hoincidence

When you turn up to meet your mates and cool shit happens at the exact same time ... aka Horacio Caine turning up to the crime scene and things come together.

Holy shit, that's a fuckin hoincidence if I have ever seen one".

by Horatio_K April 2, 2021