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Feral Hogs

The {scourge} of children and firearm wielding honest to god citizens, anywhere within 3-5 mins.
My boys were out there in the back yard for 2 minutes and 59 seconds and then - bam! 30-50 (i think i counted 41) feral hogs were upon them. RIIP HOGS!
by 0-29 feral pig PR August 7, 2019
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homosaparazzi

Obtrusive, photo-snapping packs of roving humans on a safari or wildlife tour who disrupt the "natural wonders" they seek to experience.
Every spring, the town gets flooded with homosaparazzi who come to see the whales mating offshore.
by Derry McDonell December 13, 2008
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Holosxght

that pubgm vip whom foreseen the current pandemic and is also an ABSOLUTE 'peng peng' of a waman, she's also spirtitually a cat made of pineapple pizza, and a karen some(most) times :p
HOLOSXGHT IS GAE :P
by theone_wholurks January 7, 2021
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feral hogs

Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.

Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.
by torontonium August 7, 2019
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matawan ceiling hobos

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in
Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)
by I know sll December 21, 2021
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Hogs by 90

Your war cry in combat, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God!” Shouts of “Hogs by 90!”
"Hogs by 90?"
"Hogs by 90."
by fijihasbiggay November 13, 2020
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Hobosexual

A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.
Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.
by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017
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