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The {scourge} of children and firearm wielding honest to god citizens, anywhere within 3-5 mins.
My boys were out there in the back yard for 2 minutes and 59 seconds and then - bam! 30-50 (i think i counted 41) feral hogs were upon them. RIIP HOGS!
by 0-29 feral pig PR August 07, 2019
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Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.

Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.
by torontonium August 07, 2019
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a wild animal that is known to invade houses, killing all animals, eating anything, raping fellow wildlife, and in some cases hunting down Indians. Feral hogs are also known enemies of polar bears, kangaroos, giraffes, and in some cases penguins and unicorns. Known allies big foot, yeti, and Texas walker ranger. Warning if you see a feral hog don't run stare it strait in the eye and go for a nut shot with your foot or hand. "foot works best"
feral hogs, Manbearpig, Mrs. Clinton, wild child, George the monkey, and Ben Franklin.
by hoghimself July 26, 2010
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a feral hog is another way of saying a crazy pig. Usually it is meant in a joking way(type A) but sometimes it can be used in a ruder way (type B).
Type A: Anya stop being a feral hog and behave yourself in publicπŸ˜‚
Type B:

Me:Your a feral hogπŸ˜’πŸ™„
April: who
Me: yu πŸ˜‹
by Qiakajajs September 30, 2019
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