The {scourge} of children and firearm wielding honest to god citizens, anywhere within 3-5 mins.
My boys were out there in the back yard for 2 minutes and 59 seconds and then - bam! 30-50 (i think i counted 41) feral hogs were upon them. RIIP HOGS!
by 0-29 feral pig PR August 7, 2019
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Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.

Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.
by torontonium August 8, 2019
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a wild animal that is known to invade houses, killing all animals, eating anything, raping fellow wildlife, and in some cases hunting down Indians. Feral hogs are also known enemies of polar bears, kangaroos, giraffes, and in some cases penguins and unicorns. Known allies big foot, yeti, and Texas walker ranger. Warning if you see a feral hog don't run stare it strait in the eye and go for a nut shot with your foot or hand. "foot works best"
feral hogs, Manbearpig, Mrs. Clinton, wild child, George the monkey, and Ben Franklin.
by hoghimself July 27, 2010
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"30 to 50 feral hogs" describes a type of rhetoric where an overtly minimal point is used to counter an extremely strong and ethical position. The origin is found with an instance on the social media site Twitter where an argument was made to limit access to high-powered assault weapons so to reduce the possibilities of mass shootings in the U.S., and therefore save human lives. A counter-argument was presented with a scenario where an individual's rural property was invaded with "30 to 50 feral hogs" while his children were outside playing in the yard. The weak opposing position was that the individual required access to an assault weapon in order to effectively dispatch the feral hog threat and protect his children. Given the many other ways to alleviate a situation where a herd of animals are encroaching on a developed property (fence, sticks, lower-powered weapons), the general consensus is that the argument is laughably feeble.
"Sure, assault weapons kill lots of innocent people, but how do I kill the 30 to 50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?"
by Professor_Trek August 6, 2019
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People who illegally or unethically enrich themselves by acting on confidential information.
The coronavirus pandemic revealed Kelly Loeffler and Richard Burr to be feral hogs as they made investment decisions based on information they received in confidential briefings
by costrike March 21, 2020
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