Hoeitis

The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf

Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore

by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

Higitus figitus

Magic words of power, used to get the attention of tiny elements of matter, before bending them to your will (assuaging them to your intention).

"Higitus - from Higinbottom (sounds very Brittish)
Higitus Figitus Migitus Mum - (like you are declining some Latin)"
-from "Music Magic: The Sherman Brothers" (2001)

"Higitus Figitus Zoomba Kazing
I want your attention, everything!"

"Higitus Figitus Migitus Mum
Presti-digi-toni-um!
We're Packing to Leave.
Come on, Lets Go.
Books are always First, you know."

by BigSimulationNRG April 18, 2020

hotitalianmom

hotitalianmom is very sexy sexy lady, she’s so funny it makes me wanna kiss her. her content is top tier, & she has amazing humor.

ugly small dick fucker: hotitalianmom is lame and always misses>:(
me: boy stfu w/ yo ugly ass, thats why your mom and dead ass granny don’t love you. smd nice and good ‘till i cum in ur mouth.

by les6y March 19, 2021

hoit

a word used by itztrkxz fanbase by going into streamers chats and saying "hoit" and "you have been hoited" the slang was made under a Minecraft stream where the streamer Ben spelled hoit instead of hot

"YOU HAVE BEEN HOITED"

by swaggeren August 9, 2021

Hogtie

A position where a person's hands and feet are tied together.

(normally a woman)

(normally the person hogtied will be gagged and barefoot)
It is a good position to tickle someone or have sex.
(use soft rope or sex cuffs because normal handcuffs may injure the tied-up person)
Funny to tie up the person by a mirror so they can see themself struggle

It's funny to hogtie someone than have someone call and say it's an emergency but don't leave the house so you can hear them struggle to get out and them screaming

What's your favorite thing your boyfriend does to you, oh I like it when he hogties me and tickled my feet I literally can't escape and i am super ticklish so i laugh like crazy.

by sir pablo the 3rd March 12, 2022

Water Hogie

When a sack of any material is full of water.

"Vito has a water hogie in his pants."

*Could be used for injection's for sexual arousal.

by Butter on a stick June 14, 2018

hogie shack

the act of sticking your penis in between a girls breast

i hogie shacked her last night and it was good.

by chuckmn8 April 1, 2008