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dick holster

1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement
1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.
by leadthrower August 28, 2006
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jake hollister

Chubby little bastard who smells of shit and has a hot mum
Hey look all the burgers are gone, it must have been a Jake hollister
by Jake’s fat June 29, 2021
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Hollister

A magical, beautiful store where confused young suburbanites in landlocked cities across America can spend $200 to sport surfwear, pre-ripped jeans, and cheap, mass-produced "vintage" shirts. Usually occupied by extremely snooty employees distracted by the latest news on who Ashley or Amanda is dating this week.
"OMGZ! i just gotz these hawt jeanz frum Hollister letz go surfn on a pond sumwere. LOLZOL!"
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Stanley Hollister

by Cucumberbus January 8, 2018
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root-heister

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.
Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.
by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022
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Hollistard

(noun) A person who thinks shopping at Hollister (or AE, Aero, A&F, Pink, or any other tweeny prep store) will make them look popular/rich.
1. "Look at the Hollistard decked out in the designer wanna-be get-up."

2. "Just another scene queen that thinks they're better than everyone."
by sXe Is The Way 2 Be March 5, 2009
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Hollister

A typical middle-of-nowhere city a little south of the Bay Area in California. Seriously, go look it up on a map. So the next time you have "hollister" stamped on your ass, remember: You're from a hicktown, not a beach!
Girl: "Check out my new Hollister shirt dad!"
Dad: "WTF? Why are you supporting Hollister? And take those pants off, you're 8 years old for god's sake!"
by Jesus Shuttlesworth September 29, 2005
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