Abruptly pulling down the pants (and sometimes the underpants) of an unsuspecting person, primarily as a means to cause embarassment.
"Jane ran up to Dick at the pool party, gave him a hoedown, and ran off, leaving him exposed to everyone."
by punkoffgirl December 28, 2005
Get the hoedown mug.A degenetive arse hole who has yet to evolve. Thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread, yet still have ned followers. The howbow is gender neutral in the respect that males and female can be one. These people often need a good kick in the balls/fanny. They love to show off and would steal the sugar out your tea. Usually howbows are a digit short of a phone number! thick not quite right You will likely have seen a lot of hoebows on the Jeremy Kyle show. Dress code is usually shell suit, matching tracksuit bottoms & tops, females usually have some kind of skanky blue/purple in the hair. You can often smell and hear a howbow before you see them and for your own safety you should avoid them at all costs.
I see that so and so was hanging about the bus stop with the wee lassies shouting at people on the bus, Aye he’s a right hoebow that prick!
by Fairly normal August 30, 2018
Get the Hoebow mug.Related Words
Hoecow
• hoedown
• hoedown throwdown
• Hoecoming
• hoeconomy
• hoebow
• hocowing
• hoecoholic
• Hoecomplishment
• hoecondition
A high school dance where everyone grinds on each other, and girls bend over so low people start worrying about there oxygen intake
by ammar ali October 2, 2019
Get the Hoecoming mug.“Looking forward to hocowing my girl tonight.”
“I’m ready for my date tonight, I’m gonna be hocowing for sure!”
“I’m ready for my date tonight, I’m gonna be hocowing for sure!”
by Teekums August 27, 2020
Get the hocowing mug.While at my cousin's house, we found ourselves naked. Then the music started. So we had ourselves a hangdown hoedown.
by captain fartpants July 10, 2016
Get the hangdown hoedown mug.a sexual act that takes part between one woman and 4 or more men, usually from different nationalities
"Charlie, what's a West Texas Hoedown?"
"I don't know, Sarah, why's that?"
"Well I asked Becky what she was up to for the weekend, and that's what she told me!"
"I don't know, Sarah, why's that?"
"Well I asked Becky what she was up to for the weekend, and that's what she told me!"
by Mister.H May 7, 2015
Get the west texas hoedown mug.A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.
Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."
by sikwill December 28, 2005
Get the hoedown mug.