Hobknocker

A type of "lazy girl hairstyle" in which girls put a fanned out bun directly on top of their head.

Shawna is rocking a hobknocker today, she must have woken up late.

by HobknockerPolice January 16, 2012

hobknocker

Having sex with a hobo. Gross and illigal,

U hobknocker!

by noob2662 June 17, 2009

Hobknocker

Someone who rapes animals

Wade: YOURE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF HOBKNOCKERS!!!

by Anonymous_00000000009 February 21, 2022

Hobknocker

Did Nick makeup ALL definitions of this word too?!?!

Nick was talking to Dani and mentioned that someone was a hobknocker.

by SP.1012 January 23, 2023

Hobknocker

Someone creepy dude attacks you with his penis because he wants too make sure that you face the consequences for what you did.

There was a man that was really angry at a woman, so he told the woman to get in the room and loud smacking noises came out of the room like slapping noises. Turns out their child came in and sall what mommy and daddy were doing. Daddy was smacking his penis on mommy's face too make sure she doesn't make the same mistake again. So daddy for the rest of his life was referred to a hobknocker

by Hobknocker by rex king June 28, 2021

Hobknocker

A person, specifically a man, who goes around slapping pro in the face with his penis

That hobknocker just hit me in the face with his wee wee. I'ma go drink bleech

by SuikaZaddy August 11, 2017

Hobknocker

One who wanks off in your local 7 eleven to cheap runway magazines. Meanwhile your in the next stall down.

There’s a fucking hobknocker in the next stall down!

by Ticklemypurplepickle December 06, 2021