bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.

Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!

by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013

hobbing off

A slang term taking on the meaning of any sexual act and is derived from the last name "Hobbs".

John: Hey Alex, stop hobbing off over there!

by Eric Hobbs January 12, 2009

hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is

"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition

by frodo the great January 11, 2009

Hobbitification

The process of turning oneself into a Hobbit.

Jared has begun hobbitification by not wearing shoes an shaving the tops of his feet.

by Casey Moseley April 19, 2015

hobbeling pirate

while havi.g sex you dude pulls out and cums in chicks eye then kicks her in the shin . She is the the hobbeling pirate arrrr matey

did ya give her the hobbeling pirate haha

by B.unit May 14, 2016

Hobbling sushi

A beautiful girl who, Even though she denies it is meant to be with Bible boy and brother. She also has ten cats named fluffy and a raccoon . (Raccoon is trained) she loves fish more that anyone and is perfect for a one night stand.

Brother: I love hobbling sushi

Bible boy: and all our babies
Raccoon: hiss

Hobbling sushi
Bible boy

by fake Fluffy Bruce March 10, 2019

Hobbing

To be extremely annoying

Sister your hobbing for eating my leftovers.

by Zadenvhhv July 8, 2019