seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.

Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?

by flyingdog April 6, 2008

Horn Monger

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..

Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger

by Momma Sita March 8, 2006

Hornell

A absolute hell whole full of skanks and ugly people (no offense). IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Also you can see a person you have never seen in your life everyday and even though the population is 6

Mom why do we live in hornell

by Sam;) April 2, 2019

kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

Horndork

Portmanteau of 'horndog' and 'dork'. Someone greatly interested in sex or talking about it - however, they are too cute to be sexual so they merely come across as dorky and adorable. Can be applied to someone of either gender; usually unintentional.

Person 1: Come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Person 2: Awww, you're such a horndork!

by RecallTL September 5, 2010

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

hjordis

the most beautiful, stunning, funny, loving, incredible human being you will meet. She will blow you away with her goddess beauty and is the most badass you will ever meet her name means warrior goddess and don't ever hurt her. Take your chance now and never ever let her go. She will love you forever.

wow, that must be a Hjordis, she looks stunning today.

by blake collins October 11, 2020