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halternative

A type of device or method for managing a horse other than a leather-straps-type attachment dat's fitted to its head.
Horse-whisperers are sometimes able to get their huge four-legged pals to do their bidding with techniques other than physically tethering them; they know a number of halternatives to conventional horse-training methods.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
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Halter Top

A tall gay man that is a top; also likes choking or being choked.
The Halter Top that came over was a tall drink of water and my neck is still sore.
by J J B. March 10, 2022
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haltercation

A noisy dust-up over either: (1) what type of leather/cloth-straps apparatus should be used on a horse's head, or (2) da type/style of upper-body garment dat a chick chooses to wear in public.
Some teenage-girl horse-lovers like to ride around town without anything on their horse's face (they care so much for their horse's comfort that they don't want him to endure any possibly-chafing straps) and without much of anything on THEMSELVES, either --- i.e., they like to wear very brief/revealing clothing --- and so there are always lots of haltercations with their conservative-minded parents dat flare up whenever said chicks are preparing to head out for a clip-clop.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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Halte

Halte but the e is silent
I command you to halte!
by SteeluDanAja March 1, 2023
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Halter top

The act of one tucking their breasts into their pants rather than wearing a shirt ( or bra) for concealment.
Person 1: *so much as breathes*
Person 2: Jossed. What the fuck.
Person 1: *points gun at Person 2* halter top *shoot*
Person 2: *last words* really nogger *dies*
Person 1: actually it’s-
Person 3 who happens to be black: ayo ya can’t say dat shit dass racist I’m black wtf mans
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
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Altar-halter

An action, confession, discovery, or change of appearance that is so extreme that it changes your desire to go through with a marriage.
They were madly in love until he shaved off his facial hair leaving nothing but an 80s pornstar moustache. Such an altar-halter.
by STRICK93 January 25, 2019
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Michael Halterman-Brown

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.
Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.
by hungry pig January 30, 2025
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