hj.cafe

hj.cafe is my TikTok mutual, shay. She's very mean and scary but also a very VERY good friend!! She's nice and funny, if I were to rate her out of 10 based on "How much do I like them" I would give her a 10/10 :-)

Hey who's hj.cafe?

Oh that's shay she's pretty cool

by cjhsnumberonefanboy May 23, 2022

hj-phobia

When a person, male or female, constantly refuses to give handjobs because of prior experiences.

I don't want to give you a handjob... I have hj-phobia.

by PuffiiCrazii February 19, 2011

HJ or D

Hand job or die.

Give me a handjob or die (HJ or D)

by Bigal120790 August 4, 2019

HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz

HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz

by HJMitchNorizz November 30, 2022

dry HJ

A sexual act that exhibits all the characteristics of a classic handjob, but is lacking in the use of lubrication of any sort.

I was hoping to get laid after this year's prom, but a dry HJ in the car was all Kara was willing to put out.

by Bob Wilke July 25, 2016

Light Bulb HJ

When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.

Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.

Man, that Jewish girl named Steph gave me a Light Bulb HJ last night. It was terrible!

by Luke R. April 10, 2008

British HJ

When you're giving a hand job but the guy's penis is so small that you cannot wrap all your fingers around the shaft, so you have to put your pinky finger in the air. Like how the British people drink their tea.

"That guy was so small I had to give him a British HJ."

by lindsayLOhan69 April 9, 2013