hiptarded

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'

Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."

by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

hipster sex

A form of fully-clothed sexual intercourse, usually practiced by hipsters, who prefer it because it allows them to leave their ultra-tight jeans on during the act. (The process of removing the jeans may take several hours to complete, by which time the need or desire for sex could be dissipated.)

"What are those two people doing? It looks like they're writhing around on top of a copy of Pitchfork magazine, interlocked but fully-clothed."

"It's just hipster sex. Leave them to it."

by hipster_of_the_month December 4, 2012

Hipster Hot Potato

The phenomenon of people in a argument, each trying to dismiss the others opinion by claiming it is the opinion a hipster would have.

Ladies and gentlemen, Hipster Hot Potato.
'You're a hipster' 'No YOU'RE the hipster' 'You're such a hipster you call other people hipsters' 'Only a hipster would say that'.

by KidMash July 11, 2010

Hipstress

A term used to describe a female hipster

That hipstress over there is looking fine in her plaid shirt and her thrift store skinny pants.

by Herbinator March 4, 2009

hipster conundrum

The paradoxical concept that most hipsters now find themselves in - the fact that to be a hipster is to oppose all things mainstream, but now being hipster is mainstream.

Damn, I canz not be hipster anymore, too mainstream! Damm hipster conundrum haz I...

by captain capable November 14, 2012

hipsterechtomy

The de-hipsterizing of someone or some thing.

That guy's a real douche bag he needs a hipsterechtomy.

by DKLounge June 9, 2009

hipster bike

usually a fixed gear or single speed bike. sometimes build from scratch or bought complete. preferred by the young and trendy.

Peter: Ay Solo, check my hipster bike. I gave a tune up and a purple paint job.
Solo: GG!

by PeterNguyen February 17, 2009