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hepatitits

When a random bout of impulsivity hits you and you decide to randomly pierce your nipples at a sketchy shop charging $30 a nipple. Don’t worry, the Coronas will kill off anything you catch.
Hopefully I don’t catch hepatiTITS from that sketchy shop around the corner when I decided to get pierced on the way to Dunkin’ for my iced coffee. Hopefully the two Coronas each that me and the piercer chugged will keep me from catching anything.”
by Tillie23 May 14, 2023
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Hepatitis

It’s the purest form of love
This is hepatitis
by Recreation of all words April 23, 2021
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hepatitis alphabet

A person who has, or is likely to have, a large collection of Sexually Transmitted Diseases is said to be host to the 'hepatitis alphabet'.
He's had many spicy who-res i'll bet he's got the hepatitis alphabet by now!
by JRolph April 24, 2009
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hepatitis syphillaids

The ultimate STD. Usually transmitted through intoxicated sexual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party.
Brian gave Matt hepatitis syphillaids when analy abusing him.
by Robby/God April 19, 2006
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hepititis titty grease

when a man titty fucks a female and jizzes on her titties and gives her hepititis on her body
yo bombqshisha dont go out with colonial sanders I heard he has hepititis Whats the worst thing that could happen hepititis titty grease bitch!!!
by shawnsuks December 14, 2009
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herpatitis

Dan went to Carla's last night and came back with herpatitis. Must've been good.
by JonDub December 1, 2007
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Hepatitis GF

(Hepatitis Goat Fucker) A rare but highly contagious form of hepatitis that is only believed in by dumbasses who think Heptatitis Goat Fucker is a real disease (Named after a patient zero who fucks goats), spread by word of mouth to other goat fuckers.
I thought she has herpes, but turns out she has Hepatitis GF instead. Thank god I dodged that bullet!
by legly lad April 1, 2019
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