humble dick

having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!

Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!

by Trailerking April 28, 2014

humblebrag

The lowest, most despicable and loathsome form of self promotion, often delivered in a terse one or two fragmented sentences on social networking sites. A typical and popular approach is to use a disingenuous complaint about something, a self-deprecating statement or a comment on something completely innocuous, as a vehicle to deliver the real message, which invariably shows the person in a favourable light. In fact it shows what an attention seeking and insecure person they really are.

Humblebrag example: "Just stepped in gum. Who spits gum on the red carpet?"
Appropriate response(s): "Fuck off bitch"

Humblebrag example: "I can't believe I sounded like such a idiot on TV last night"
Appropriate response(s): "Believe it, idiot"

by loathing-this October 30, 2011

humblefuffle

A very annoying person.

stop being such a humblefuffle

by Dave Bumblebarry December 1, 2015

Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets

When your significant other attempts to humble you when in front of your friends but can't resist your sexual charisma when back in the DMs or in the bedroom

Scarlett always tries to joke with Sam when they're with the group but its so obvious that they're Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets.

by SamAwesome October 31, 2019

hmible

a word that describes everything gay

hmm moses is very hmible

by MOSESSEABERISGAY69 October 17, 2020

humble pie

To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.

I caught Pierson in another lie, so he has to eat some humble pie.

by tradesman January 27, 2004

in my humble opinion

A suggestive starting phrase to seduce someone to have sex, normally in text messages and social media posts.

In my humble opinion, your reproductive organs are quite sizable.

In my humble opinion, your norks can feed an entire orphanage.

In my humble opinion, you have got silky smooth birth exit gate.

by Mr. Languages May 19, 2016