Skip to main content

the highlands

Misnomer for Virginia-Highland neighborhood of Atlanta, commonly used by fratboys, housefraus, OTP fucks, and transplants. Occassionally used by a particularly idoitic Virginia-Highland resident.
Dumbass: "Let's go to the Highlands for beers!"
Me: "Let me know where you'll be so I can tell the bartender to poison your drink."
by Nick Victim April 29, 2004
mugGet the the highlandsmug.

highland

is a metro stop in L.A.
Hey i'll meet you up at highland, bro.
by Roxy42nig October 6, 2008
mugGet the highlandmug.

the highlander

1) The fictional character Duncan MacLeod in the TV series "The Highlander"
2) To seriously rough up your sex partner during sex.. to the point where they could be near death, but then they "come back to life".
Dave was fucking his girlfriend and decided to pull the highlander. So he started slapping her ass.. then pulling her hair.. then he started throwing haymakers into her ribcage.. then he pounded the back of her skull with his fist until she went into a coma.

9 weeks later SHE recovered from the coma, successfully completing the highlander Dave was going for.

The two are still together, as they were avid highlander fans and she's a freaky girl when it comes to sex.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
mugGet the the highlandermug.

the highlander

you beat her in the face with your dick, and then when she's bloody and beaten, you yell, "there can be only one"
Tony gave his girlfriend the highlander, right after he came all over her fat ass.
by Trevor Thrasher September 22, 2006
mugGet the the highlandermug.

Highland, IL

Highland is a small town in Illinois. A glorious combination of the wealthy and rednecks. Known for its many bars, pizza restaurants, and cops. If you weren't born there, don't bother trying to fit in.
Hey, you guys want to hang out in Highland, IL? ...just kidding
by ilovehighland June 18, 2011
mugGet the Highland, ILmug.

Highland Road

The hottest spot near Hazleton, Pennsylvania, to dump dead prostitutes at.
nigga 1: We need to dump this ho's body somewhere, she's getting ripe.

nigga 2: I know a place where I dumped an old couch, refrigerator and dead ho last week. I found it, while geocaching.

nigga 1: Geocaching?! We need to blacken you up. It' bad enough your a registered Republican, but fucking geocaching. Nigga Please!

nigga 2: Fuck you. Here we are... Highland Road biatch!
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
mugGet the Highland Roadmug.

Highlander Two

Something that everyone knows really did happen, but pretends never did, because it was so awful, or everyone is in denial
Norton: How was Easter brunch with your fiance's entire family, including the crazy ones?
Kramden: Highlander Two, dude. Never happened.
Norton: But I saw it on the news, there was a fight, and a fire...
Kramden: Highlander Two!
Norton: And the helicopters, and the swat team...
Kramden: HIGHLANDER TWO!
by evadgib June 23, 2010
mugGet the Highlander Twomug.

Share this definition