hurlin machine

what assholes use once a women's boyfriend goes to the bathroom. He then proceded to take advantage of that women. TOTALLY WRONG!

ohh crap...here comes a guy tryin to start up the hurlin machine...what a moron.

by beluga April 15, 2004

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A hurling hit and run

When a bitch is sucking your cock and you ram your dick so far down her throat she throws up and as she is throwing up you cum up her nose when she looks back with a puzzled look you donkey punch the shit out of the bitch causing the cum to shoot out of her nose and mix with the throw up then as she lays there unconscious you walk away and laugh

Hey Josh last night the craziest thing happend this bitch was suckin my cock and she threw up so i cummed up her nose it made me so mad i donkey puched that hell out of her to make a long story short i gave her a hurling hit and run

by The ones and only January 16, 2009

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Herlin

This person is a snitch never trust a herlin. They are very ungrateful and like to lie their way out of everything

Herlin is a bad person

by Herlin November 22, 2021

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Hurling Goalkeeper

A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field

“That hurling goalkeeper is a mad bastard he saved that penalty”

by oi2in April 18, 2018

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