by Ce-Ce May 23, 2006
Get the helfa mug.A disease transmitted by sexual contact or activities usually with a heffatitis host (most commonly a heffa herself - a horrifically fat chick), which results in abhorrent side effects to the victim. The infected male has side effects which include pengilly behavior and most serious of all, a tendency to tune Heffas. Heffatitis become more severe as the side effects progress, usually measured by the downward spiral of heffa tuning. As of yet there are no cures or vaccinations, although some males are more predisposed to the condition than others (it is not genetic). The disease often lies dormant for months or even years, coming active when the opportunity presents itself. Conspiracy theories may suggest that it was in fact an underground group of heffas which biogenetically engineered the disease to ensure that they enjoy a tune from time to time. It is an observation that generally more attractive male specimens are more resistant to heffatitus, leaving only the weaker, more vulnerable and desperate males to contract the horrible disease
1)He tunes so many fat chicks, he must have heffatitis
2)Don't hang out with those heffas, they'll give u heffatitis
2)Don't hang out with those heffas, they'll give u heffatitis
by Addoman January 2, 2006
Get the Heffatitis mug.He's a person who loves himself a lot and values himself above all. He's a kind-hearted person who enjoys every second of his life and blessed to be so.
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Get the Heffamancy mug.Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone
Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.
Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.
Nobody likes a dick heffa.
Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.
Nobody likes a dick heffa.
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