Heffatitis

A disease transmitted by sexual contact or activities usually with a heffatitis host (most commonly a heffa herself - a horrifically fat chick), which results in abhorrent side effects to the victim. The infected male has side effects which include pengilly behavior and most serious of all, a tendency to tune Heffas. Heffatitis become more severe as the side effects progress, usually measured by the downward spiral of heffa tuning. As of yet there are no cures or vaccinations, although some males are more predisposed to the condition than others (it is not genetic). The disease often lies dormant for months or even years, coming active when the opportunity presents itself. Conspiracy theories may suggest that it was in fact an underground group of heffas which biogenetically engineered the disease to ensure that they enjoy a tune from time to time. It is an observation that generally more attractive male specimens are more resistant to heffatitus, leaving only the weaker, more vulnerable and desperate males to contract the horrible disease

1)He tunes so many fat chicks, he must have heffatitis
2)Don't hang out with those heffas, they'll give u heffatitis

by Addoman January 2, 2006

Hepatitis C ya

A pissed off way of saying goodbye.

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.

by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019

Hepatitis A-Z

STD(s) acquired via drinking Bell Delphine's bathwater.

"Aw man, I got hepatitis A-Z, I've got two months to live."

by DudeBroKowski September 15, 2021

Hepatitis B

The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!

by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019

herpatitis

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.

homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"

by LiVee August 2, 2012

herpatitis g

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004

herpatitis

The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.

Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.

by dtr0286 August 22, 2009