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Harpoontang 

Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"
Harpoontang by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009
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Harpoon Master 

A harpoon master is someone that always pulls whales...
Heard gareth was out on the town last night and got on some whales he's such a harpoon master
Harpoon Master by Kristar January 26, 2013
1. Weapon used for killing whales.

2. Alcoholic beverage made of Gatorade and Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. The ultimate Drink.
1. Lets harpoon that whale!

2. Wann come to gatorbay and get some harpoons?
Harpoon by Victor A May 25, 2005
this things so dull its like stabbin my arm(neck?)w/ a harpoon
harpoon by junkie grrrrl January 13, 2010
What you man when there's a whale about.
Fred : "Thar she blows!"
Jeff : "MAN THE HARPOONS!"
Scabby first mate Flemmings: "Yarrr!"
Harpoon by J!ps January 14, 2009

The Harpoon 

A sexual act in which while fisting a girl you open your hand while it is inside of her so that she is unable to escape. Based on the manner in which a barbed harpoon will not exit once it punctures its target.
Frank: "Yo I just harpooned my feeble asian girlfriend last night, it was ridiculous!"
Alex: "Once you launch the harpoon, you can't get that shit out!"

Harpooning 

The act of impaling ones Sexual organ into a prospective partner of an overly plump nature.
Sex with a fat bird.
Harpooning by paul edwards May 19, 2004