Hepatitis T

An extention of the hepatitis series brought to you by Aids™. It includes symptoms such as an increase in tolerance regarding dead baby jokes and as well as a delayed fade of hair highlights.

My doctor diagnosed me with Hepatitis T yesterday. nO i dO nOt giVe a fUck kAren

by I love your pasta too January 13, 2020

Hepatitis Beeotch

Someone who rubs an open sore or cut on your clothing. thus giving you "hepatitis"

"kalani rubbed her gross cut on my pants that hepatitis beeotch!

by Dylando April 15, 2009

Hepatitis X

An especially rare and deadly variation of hepatitis not yet known to man. It is currently developing in an underground abandoned nuclear lab. When it is released upon the world its toll will be deadly. Symptoms will include extreme pain, followed by an inevitable case of death, accompanied by soul death after physical death.

Juan: Man if I ever get Hepatitis X I think I'll kill myself...

John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.

Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.

John: Umm...your soul will die too.

Juan: ...Damnit.

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

Hepitits S

Referring to someone for example Sarah Laguna, who leaves crabs in here trail.

Don't sleep with too many guys, you might get Hepitits S.!

by Crabby Pants June 16, 2010

hepatitis g

When you get std but it’s g

“Oh shit, I have vaginosis, but it’s hepatitis g”

by Baps<3 November 19, 2020

herpatitisrhea

It is a fatal form of herpes, hepatitus, and gonorrhea that cum dumpster bitches carry and spread to poor bastards who think they are getting lucky. After contact with herpatitisrhea it will most likely burn when you pee, you will feel abdominal pain, everything will itch especially your balls, you might obtain some scabs, and your penis will probably fall off. Yep and that's what you get for fucking nasty bitches. Sketchikan is the most populated by herpatitisrhea.

"I think that girl from Sketchikan gave me herpatitisrhea cause I almost scratched my balls off and I have scabs. I'm scared."

by mm...hmm August 23, 2011

hepatitis D negitive

1.) mad cow disease

2.) a hairy asshole

1.) this here cows got that hepatitis D negitive so watch yer step

2.) hey dude, i was fuckin this girl last night an she actually liked my hepatitis D negitive.

by K Pack December 23, 2006