Hermione Granger

The one who wears the pants in the Harry Potter trio.

Ron Weasley: "My wand broke"
Harry Potter: "My parents died"
Hermione Granger: "You are both pussies"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Hermione

Hermione is a muggle born witch. She is top of her class, also known as very smart, or brilliant. She also shows an amount of courage, as well as being in the gryffindor house at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizerdry. She is best friends with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She is also known to be bossy, but is overall a good friend. She is described in the book as having bushy brown hair, brown eyes, and rather large front teeth. In the movies she is played by the British actress Emma Watson. Emma does not have bushy hair, or large front teeth, but does an amazing job playing the part Hermione Granger.

Hermione again raised her hand in attempt to answer Snape's question on warewolves.

by EmmaRadmife April 21, 2006

purple hermie

Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.

Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

hermione

verb1. To excessively study (especially books)in order to become more knowledgable. 2. To learn by reading books, rather than by direct experience. This is a reference to the character in the J.K. Rowling Harry Potter series who is often found in the library extensively researching.

I tend to hermione my way through life...when I'm interested in something new, I check out as many library books on the subject as I can find.
OR:
I hermioned mysef quite an extensive knowledge of bicycle mechanics.

by revolutionary mama October 10, 2008

Hermina

Hermina is beautiful and sexy in every way, she's kind, clever and dirty-minded. But when people pisses her off, she cuts their dicks off.

'Oh look at Hermina, she's damn sexy'.

by Rahaesm August 25, 2017

Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.

Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.

by JettFresh October 27, 2018

Hermione Effect

1. The apparent attractiveness of a nerdy, bookwormy, down to earth girl over a hot babe because of her loyalty, personality, and ability to hang with the guys.
2. Getting turned on by a girl that is smarter than you, specifically in an instance in where she actually proves it.

1.
"I think Sarah, that girl from biology, is way hotter than suzie...but then again, it could be the Hermione Effect."
2.
Guy 1: "Dude, I was so hot for that nerdy girl from math yesterday when she was tutoring me. I mean, the way she spoke about the stuff.... it was so hot."
Guy 2: "Man, that's just the Hermione Effect"

by rubikscube95 August 17, 2011