Analise Hermence

The most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on. Sure she is a bit dramatic and finds everything a guy says "cringy" but if you find yourself an Analise Hermence don't let her go. She will make you laugh so hard you piss your pants and has a big dump truck. She's one of those girls that you can't help but smile back at and has brown hair, really pretty blue-ish eyes and CRAZY good fashion sense. When you order a Boost juice from her make sure you give her the up-sell cause she gets hella rage.

Overall the most loveable girl and a real friend.

Omg is that really Analise Hermence?
Holy crap I just pissed my pants

Analise Hermence by flaffil February 24, 2022

hermiez

Hermiez - (adj), the term used for players with a high ammount of anger and rage towards other players of a game. 2. (Noun) A person so annoying that any person can hear his loud cries and rage form a far.

1) You are too much of hermiez too handle.

2) Hermiez you are too mad!

hermiez by The Guy on The Screen February 3, 2015

hermiz 

Ugly guy , with no friends and life.

What a fat hermiz he is/

hermiz by Your mums fag May 15, 2018

hermetically 

sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree

Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.

hermetically by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

Hermetic 

everything can be hermetic

my breakfast tasted hermetic
my boyfriend is very hermetic

Hermetic by Hermetic guy September 12, 2019

Hermeclipadese 

The Greek God of infertility who protects couples from unwanted pregnancies. He also serves as a guide to Internet dating websites and social networking. Hermeclipadese also is the patron of IP addresses and computers connected to them, of sexually transmitted diseases, liars, bank tellers, strippers, hookers, stock brokers, politicians, pedophiles, coal miners, prep-cooks, Mexicans, of fishing tackle, golf equipment, legal documents and the court systems of the world. His symbols include the football helmet, chickens, rainbows, goldfish, thongs, and knives.

Many young people should pray to Hermeclipadese before they hook up!

Hermeclipadese by godmaker2010 April 22, 2011

Hermeculite 

Flesh eating penile bacteria that decreases the dexterity in human flesh from head to shaft to testicle through a gory malicious invasion of penile tissue resulting in a bloody mucus covered nub of what was once an average sized male member

The Hermeculite infection in Pauls penis has left him at a loss for manhood and affected his life drastically resulting in the desire to end the agony of ruin that the bloody nub has caused.

Hermeculite by Mbenji June 16, 2011