hermaphrodite

an individual who has both penis and vagina
theycan be a male, female or even both!
usually called richard.
Hannah-'whoa man, that purple headed beacon is a hermaphrodite, look at that big fat penis on their head!'
Emma- 'yeah manlook at that linda, ha now shes got a hard on, i havent seen her get it up for a while!'
Hannah-' but i thought you had sexy time last week on tuesday?'
Emma- ' no, that was with the hermaphrodite beacon!'
Hannah- 'THAT BITCH!'
by ict sex buddies March 17, 2008
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chris is a hermaphrodite... :\
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hermaphrodite is an organism of a species whose members possess both male and female sexual organs during their lives.

In humans hermaphrodites do not exist, however, Intersexuals do

An intersexual or intersex person (or organism of any unisexual species) is one who is born with genitalia and/or secondary sex characteristics determined as neither exclusively male nor female, or which combine features of the male and female sexes.

And no, they dont have a penis and a vagina. Its usually an awkward mix.
Im so bored i must be a Hermaphrodite! oh wait, thats impossible..
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guy one: dude, i took that chick home last night, and i discovered she was actually a dude! i think?

guy two: dude....she was a hermaphrodite!

guy one: whats that?

guy two: a chick wit a dick!


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Any animal or human haveing both male and female genitalia
most common example of a hermaphrodite is a worm. But on rare ocasions can occur in humans. You're girl/boy friend drops there pants to reveal a penis and a vagina... whoaaa... than you fuck them anyways.
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A term used by some glabbits to identify themselves and hopefully avoid persecution.
Pat's lawyer argued that a hermaphrodite doesn't actually have to have both male and female genitalia, just male and female characteristics. Some of these characteristics can be mental, emotional, psychological. Therefore, Pat, the Glabbit, became a USA Marine.
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Freak of the nature. Hermaphrodites are weirdos, who have genitalia of both sexes, both dick and pussy, and thus, they're uberfreaks.

hermaphrodites are from the andromeda galaxy, and they escaped into this world because their own species hated them so much that hermaphrodites were almost killed off.

Hermaphrodites have a plan to conquer and enslave this world, and they're masters of mind control. George W. Bush is in their control, and hermaphrodites are using him to their own horrible and freakish ends. But there is still hope, for hermaphrodites cannot reproduce, and their race is going to die off in a thirty years.
Hermaphrodite 1. "Mwahahahaa! These humans are so stupid. They still don't view us threat."

Hermaphrodite 2. "Yeah pal, but they're going to learn when we destroy their race and take over this world."

Both: "Mwahahahahaha!"
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