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cousin Herb 

n. marijuana

code playing off of the similar spelling of the name Herb and the word herb (which is a common slang name for marijuana)
I was talking to my cousin Herb last night, and we had a very interesting conversation.
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1. To be wack. Worthy of being mocked. Weak, chumpish, and generally to be avoided.

2. Mocking term of friends and/ or enemies.

It's origins lie in New York City, and with a national commercial campaign by Burger King where it stated "Don't be a herb, get the Whopper." In it Herb was a combination of a nerd and a moron.
Yo wassup herbs, what time we drinking?

This party got way too many herbs, I'm out.

That kid asks way too many questions, he's a straight herb son.
Herb by TooDarkMark December 9, 2012

herbal Alzheimer's

The effects of marijuana usage that remain for a time after the high has worn off, such as forgetfulness, lack of motivation, apathy, and general emotional fucked-uppedness.

Not noticed so much in occasional users, but very obvious in those who buy Zig-Zags by the case.
Herbal Alzheimer's looks like Tommy Chong at his peak before his first weed of the day.

yacht harbor 

A term favored by boating novices instead of the more widely-known designation of marina.
Chester, if you're looking for the nearest "yacht harbor" on that chart, you'll run out of fuel before you find one. You'd better look for a marina.
yacht harbor by aloha27 January 21, 2010

Harborillo 

The term used when talking about larger females in Grays Harbor County whose wardrobe mainly consists of baggy pajama pants, hoodies & men's slippers~~
If Dave was a female he would be a Harborillo ~ See Fatappotomus
Harborillo by BRDCN November 21, 2010

Herb Sewell 

a sick twisted freak who comes off like a gracious, learned and well-spoken man. A master of deceiving his true intentions. Beware of this person.

Herb Sewell is a pedophile amd murderer who is currently on parole from the Atascadero Hospital for the Criminally Insane - a California state mental hospital for dangerous criminals run by the California Department of Corrections. Herb was sent there on various occasions from pedophilia to kicking his wife Diane out of a moving car going 95 mph on the Grapevine highway in Northern LA county.

Herb Sewell comes off as a well-spoken, gracious and eloquent man who likes to leer and work up saliva in the corners of his mouth. He was a cellmate and close friend of Walter Bellhaven, a cannibal and child rapist who went on a child rape and murder spree in the 1970's. Herb currently does World War 2 historical research and does motivational speeches and commencement speeches - one particular speech he does is called "Did the Crime, did the time."
Father: Son! you shouldn't do nasty things like that! You might end up getting adopted by Herb Sewell.

Son: AHHH! Father you are right! Pleeeze forgive me!
Herb Sewell by Bobby Dooley July 9, 2009