heebery

n.: a derogatory term describing an act of cheapness, greed, or selfishness; often associated with jewbag.

"What the hell, Harvey, you have an entire bag of candy and I can only have two pieces? HEEBERY!"

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Mona eyed quite a lot of designer bags at the free spaghetti supper, and began to suspect heebery.

by Emmy Foofoo May 6, 2008

Herbert

1. n. One who is intolerant of ideas that challenge political, social, or moral norms.

2. n. Someone who promotes a way of life that aggravates hippies.

Fans of "Star Trek" may recall the episode in which Captain Kirk was called a 'Herbert' by the "Space Hippies", much to his chagrin. Most believe this episode marks the point at which the series Jumped the Shark.

Kirk: What does 'Herbert' mean?
Spock: It is, um, somewhat, uh, uncomplimentary, Captain. Herbert was a minor official...notorious for his rigid and limited...patterns of thought.
Kirk: Well, I shall try to be less rigid in my thinking.

by A.D.H. August 27, 2008

Herbert

A male, working-class, youth generally associated with the punk/ska/oi music scene. Unlike punkers, rude boys and skins the herbert has a unkempt appearance and longer hair almost like a hippy.

I went to the Specials show and had a great time until a Herbert spilled his beer on me.

by Frank_Richo December 14, 2010

Herbert Hoover Middle School

Herbert Hoover Middle School is a place where dumb ass white kids try to be cool by doing drugs and throwing gang signs. Also a place where rich ass kids all so dumb shit and all the black people act white as fuck.

MB got suspended for juuling two weeks in a row at Herbert Hoover Middle School.

by theenlightenedbeing November 5, 2019

Tacky Herbert

English description of a grubby or dishevelled person, usually involving mess, spills and a general disregard for their appearance.

Mum wiping mud and sticky sweets of her kids with spit and a hanky; "You are such a Tacky Herbert".

by a-winters-tail January 29, 2012

grant herbert

The best soccer player in the world! Enough said...

Grant Herbert is better than Ronaldo.

by Bobby_444 November 15, 2017

Herbert

Highly intelligent. Apt to fields of medicine, IT and History.

Compassionate to a fault. Sensual beyond measure. Loving, appreciative and extremely kind.

Herberts born in the early 70's and residing in the DC Metro area.

by Herb's Pumpkin February 3, 2010