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Hench Stench

The hench (UK slang for big and bulky/muscular) combined with "hench stench" so as to describe a bad smell - chiefly from a bodily source but can relate to environmental smells
Used as an anthropomorphism of a particulary smelly fart.

Piers: What was that sound?

Wally: Errrr..

*2 seconds passes*

Piers: Mate, that was a HENCH STENCH!
by Guffmeister November 28, 2011
mugGet the Hench Stenchmug.

Hench As Fuck

a man who is extremely hench.
and fuckin buff.
you just wanna make love to him hes such a babe.
"Fuck me, he is hench as FUCK!"
"I just want a hench as fuck man in my life."
by tinkabizzle October 27, 2007
mugGet the Hench As Fuckmug.

Hench as a horse

Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!
Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!
by Hench. May 25, 2011
mugGet the Hench as a horsemug.

Bare Henching

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.
Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!
by fiftybore March 7, 2011
mugGet the Bare Henchingmug.

stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos
Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench
by billsmut September 1, 2014
mugGet the stealth henchmug.

Henching

to masturbate/goon in a aggressive and strategic manner
hey you coming to the big henching party?
by The big Henching man February 12, 2025
mugGet the Henchingmug.

Hench

(Samir stuck under a car)
Kapil (struggling to lift the car): ahhhhh we need to lift it up!
Sagar (also struggling to Lift the car and perspiring profusely): no kidding we need that hench Neal
by Flyestmanalive April 14, 2022
mugGet the Henchmug.

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