by mycockslong February 11, 2022
Get the Helmer mug.A mythological monster-pizza that consists of 4 cheap frozen pizzas layered. The second layer from the top is covered with pizza rolls and extra pizza sauce. Its a rite of passage for a fat-ass to finish one of these by in a single sitting.
"Holy crap! How'd you manage to eat the Heller all by yourself? Way to go buddy, let's go play some Call of Duty".
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Get the Clamburger Helper mug.Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest
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Get the hellers mug.An old name for a intensely cold winter’s day, or a dreadful winter storm complete with bitter cold, snow, hailstones or freezing rain. Originally called ‘storms from hell’ the name became abbreviated to heller.
by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016
Get the Heller mug.Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late
Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all
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