crack heating

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack

It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.

by psudorandom December 24, 2022

Holting

The act of bailing on work, school, or other time commitments early while leaving as little notice as possible to those involved

Is he coming to the meeting in an hour?
No... he is holting and going home to play video games.

by PseudonymNumberEight May 8, 2018

Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008

Helming

The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.

Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.

by guilty_spork December 5, 2004

Helming

Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.

Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.

by BrianSpastic March 5, 2010

Holting

It's the art of going to any social activity (particulary a nightclub, bar, gathering, rave etc.) involving one person expending a great amount of money for company.
Example: I'm going Holting tonight with this girl. (Meaning that tonight its going to spending money for this girl's company.)

It is also when a person who wants to spend time by himself to do activities that he likes to share but prefered to do them on his own.

I'm going Holting tonight with this girl. (Meaning that tonight its going to spending money for this girl's company

Tonight, I'm holting at the house on my own. (Meaning that Tonight, I'm going to be playing by myself at the house on my own).

by One of a Kind from PR December 23, 2018

heating

crying or in general being too emotionally upset over a situation that's not really that serious -- in honor of the miami heat regular season postgame ritual

quit heating; no one needs to go to jail because someone smudged your puma

by gangstafred March 24, 2011