Helen Carpenter

A female called Helen who is a carpenter.

Helen Carpenter has an enormous pair of drawers.

by Mrs. Cassidy January 18, 2009

Heleina

The best girl in existence. Perfect in every single way. The kind of girl you want to spend the rest of your life with. Almost always the smartest person in the room, and with an amazing body as well. Her personality is enough to brighten anyone’s day no matter their mood. She’s amazing in every single way.

I wish I could date a girl named Heleina. I hear they’re all amazing.

by Anonymous8163 June 2, 2020

Thirty Helens Agree

"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.

Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --

Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."

Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."

by al-in-chgo November 23, 2010

helen anton

Helen Anton is a fucking goodness. She is so intoxicating, I get wasted every time I look at Helen.

Helen Anton is so pretty even at 1 a.m..

by Tu p. November 11, 2013

Helena Bonham Carter

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world!

Who is the most talented actress in the world?
It definitely Helena Bonham Carter!

by Helena's wife December 18, 2020

Horny Helen

A grandmother who is wanting to bone your grandpa

I visited my grandpa at the assisted living facility last Thursday, and I walked in the room just to see a Horny Helen from two doors down going to town on old Gramps.

by Cray Cray J July 23, 2019

fight me helen

a term used to someone who's being a nosy lil whore and you trying to get them to back tf up

"Hello Sir how are you?"
"Fight me Helen"

by mabsisfabs September 6, 2016